December 25, 2003
Shoplifting You Something For Christmas
I suppose there should be at least some sort of acknowledgment that today is Christmas Day. So in the spirit of the song's title, I point you to the freely-available mp3 (1.9 MB) of "Shoplifting You Something For Christmas" by the late, lamented Portland band known as New Bad Things, in which is uttered the ever-immortal line, "Cook that tofu turkey, darling -- I'll be home soon."
Sorry, no "silky boxers with a space-age design, condoms and tampons, and a bottle of wine" available through this site.